F is for Foolish
I’m beginning to think that “F” stands for foolish. Whenever you see someone making a big production out of saying F**k, you know immediately two things are true: A) the person in question thinks saying so makes them sexually “free;” and B) they are over-compensating for being sexually messed up.
Sorry, girls, using F**k as a mantra isn’t going to get you the good sex life you’re looking for.
Try “I do.”