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Two Women; One Point of View

June 29, 2006 | By | One Comment

Jack writes,

So I ask Charmaine, isn’t Britney Spears a God-fearing Jesus-loving celebrity superstar? Or is it Christina Aguilera?

“Britney Spears,” says Charmaine, who knows all things cultural. Charmaine has the female X-chromosome, which, as scientists have proven, is absorbed from the inner pages of People Magazine. “She is oh-so spiritual,” she says.

Not Christina Aguilera?


“I don’t think so,” says Charmaine.


Christina Aguilera

“Christina, Britney — How would you know the difference?” I ask.

Charmaine says, “Britney is pregnant…”

“…And bare(foot) — just the way I like ’em.”

Charmaine doesn’t laugh.

Britney, the church-going-girl might be making money, but she’s not making a difference.

“So, there’s no ‘Christ’ in Christina?” I ask.

Charmaine still doesn’t laugh, “You’re still not funny.”

But she gives a thin smile.

I reply, even as my my extra Y-Chromosome rebels, “Yes dear.”


Thank you (foot)notes:

Britney linked by link in Human Events.

Basil’s Blog has a picnic.

Cross Post from Jack Yoest.

Higher Misbehaving

May 17, 2006 | By | No Comments

Cross post from Jack Yoest. He’s got the uncensored, unedited version.

May not be safe for work. Following pictures are from institutions of higher learning. Your boss may be a knave who wouldn’t understand.


Professor Diana York Blaine Ms. Mentor has a column in The Chronicle of Higher Education. Where she recently asked,

All right, Ms. Mentor will admit it: Many professors do behave weirdly.

I suppose. But let’s not step on on Dr. Diana York Blaine’s first amendment freedoms. Professor Blaine “teaches” women’s studies at the University of Southern California. She knows oppression when she sees it. And free expression.

She burns her bras, too. Part of her syllabus, I think.


“Art” in The Chronicle

courtesy of Edouard Duval Carrie And here is the latest from The Chronicle. Nekked women everywhere!

Ah, yes, you say, but this is art. My 12 year-old Dreamer could do better. But she’s not from the third world.

Anyway, I think the “art” is included to titillate the professors. Like the ones a-seducing Naomi Wolf wanna-bes.

And there’s more. Not just the nudie pictures. The academy is misbehaving.

On May 12, 2006, The Chronicle reports in The 7 Deadly Sins of Professors,

Lust: Affairs and adultery happen …Apparently, there are some professors who pursue students in a sexual way…

And this is bad. Not because it is wrong. Not because women are violated.

Nope. The Chronicle says that Lust is a sin because,

…the hostilities linger longer.

Professors are such a pragmatic bunch.

Ms. Mentor continues, “But who shows academics how to behave properly?”

It sounds like the professors needed parents who would do some paddling.

Or a lawsuit would do. Professor R. Igor Gamow was actually fired by the University of Colorado for “moral turpitude.” For raping a Dana Ruehlman. She got a huge cash award.

But the court case is confusing. To normal non-academics, at least. She was raped some 80 times between 1995 and 1998.

Sex 80 times.

Every other week for three years Dana and Igor made whoopi. It was not reported what locations they favored.

Or if Dana may had driven by a police station for a tryst with the monsterous rapist Igor. The horror! The trauma! The academy.

So they had sex 80 times. She gets $285,000. And here we are. The University is merely a pimp supported by taxpayers.

That fired the john.

Your tuition dollars at work.


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Outside The Beltway was Your Business Blogger’s first exposure.

Basil’s Blog has a picnic.

Pin-Up Grrrls at The Chronicle of Higher Education

May 3, 2006 | By | No Comments

Cross Post from Jack Yoest. Who has the Pin-Up pic.


Pin-up Grrrs

Feminism, Sexuality,

Popular Culture The Grey Lady of the Academy isn’t gray but does have ladies.

Or at least girls. I mean, grrrls. New, creative writing. So hip! So groovey! Valley Girl spelling for the dirty old male professors. Tired of Playboy and Hustler. Moving up to cultural raunch.

But there is more to the pictures than mere prurient interest. There’s a book. By an academic. A Bitch, Ph.D. wannabe, Maria Elena Buszek. Her scholarly book has 464 pages. (Whatever.) And 103 photographs. (Now you’re talking.) Including 9 pictures, NINE! IN COLOR!! (Hot D*M!)

The book is described as a,

brilliantly vibrant debut book, [where] Maria Elena Buszek gives a lucid, rich, and thorough account of … history in which women employ the power of erotic imagery to celebrate themselves.

So. Patriots celebrate the 4th of July. Catholics celebrate Mass. Feminists celebrate… themselves.

Truth from The Chronicle of Higher Education. Your tuition dollars at work.


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More on Bitch, PhD.

Str*ppers in The Chronicle of Higher Education

April 17, 2006 | By | One Comment

Cross Post from Jack Yoest at Str*ppers with the uncensored version.


Higher Education in The Chronicle of Higher Education


Everybody’s Toy, Nobody’s Fool

The text and photographs by Jackie Brenner, a photographer, are from the book Friday Night Grind: Bourbon Street, New Orleans, Distributed by the University of New Mexico Press for Fresco Fine Arts Publications and Shine Media Group.

The market segment for the average reader of The Chronicle of Higher Education:

Voted for John Kerry

Doesn’t go to church

Loves Darwinism; hates Intelligent Design

Hates George Bush

Hates business/commerce/filthy lucre

Loves pictures of Nekked Women…

…I made up the last point.

However, this is what the professors in the academy are reading. Are you sure you want your daughters near these guys?


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Other favorite pictures articles from The Chronicle of Higher Education include

Painted Ladies, and

Butt of Jokes.

This week’s pictures are from the April 21, 2006 edition, page B3.

Whenever Your Business Blogger thinks of Bill Clinton, I think of censored.jpg

The Chronicle of Higher Ed: Painted Ladies Gone Wild

April 10, 2006 | By | No Comments

Cross Post with modifications from Jack Yoest.

The Chronicle of Higher Education arrived in my mail box. In plastic wrap. But it should be covered in brown paper. Remember, Your Business Blogger subscribes for the articles. But I can always count on The Chronicle to titillate.

Here’s this edition’s nudie pics.


[sorry, may not be …prudent for Charmaine. But not me. See Jack Yoest, Higher Ed.]

The liberals in academe cannot understand why us parental prudes might not want their daughters dancing naked on campus and posing in paint for publication.

This is bad for the education business. Looks bad on a resume.

But I could be wrong.

Rachel E. Beaulieu (above in tiger stripes), a senior…is treasurer of the Liquid Latex Club,…wanted to improve [her] outlook on the way [she] looked…


…the nudity may attract first-time audience members…


…Ms. Beaulieu says it is not what the show is about…

And boys read Playboy for the articles.

The co-ed concludes, “It’s a very unique experience…the liquid latex allows you to do things you could never do,” with conventional cloth and clothes and virtue.

This is a subtle hint to human resource managers: The more a girl has appeared nude in print, the greater the possibility that men would have seen her. And perhaps have stared. Some will oogle.

This is a longitudinal sexual harassment case study in the making.

Ms. Beaulieu, please let us know how the job search progresses.

We’ll be watching.


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From The Chronicle of Higher Education, April 14, 2006. At least the picture was buried on A6.

Full Disclosure: The wife of Your Business Blogger has been published in The Chronicle. In conventional fashion.

Basil’s Blog has a Picnic.

Media Alert: Charmaine Returns To ABC World News Now

April 5, 2006 | By | No Comments

Cross Post from Jack Yoest and Media Alert


Charmaine will be on ABC News Now at 5:30 EST talking again about the down-and-very-dirty on the internet and web cams and Homeland Security.


This is a follow-up to the X-cubed debate Charmaine did a few days ago.

You can watch streaming video live online here.


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Making the Punishment Fit the Crime

March 18, 2006 | By | No Comments


Finally, someone who takes child pornography and rape seriously. Tony Zirkle, Congressional candidate in South Bend, Indiana:

. . .I am willing to debate the idea of returning the guillotine and lynch mob for those who prey on children under the age of 12. . .

Probably not a winning strategy. But I like his style.

HT: Memeorandum, one of the best places to follow the blogosphere.

Media Alert: CNBC on XXX

March 17, 2006 | By | No Comments

I’ll be on CNBC tonight, “On the Money” talking about Senator Baucus’ proposal to establish a XXX domain for porn. It’s a bad idea. Hit time is 7:30.

Saturday UPDATE:


Stacy has the video.

As usual, they invite me to talk about porn, then, while I’m talking they run pictures. . . of porn. Don’t run this while your kids are around. I took the Dude with me to the studio for the taping and wished he hadn’t seen the segment.

We Knew it Would Happen. . .

March 3, 2006 | By | No Comments

Child porn on a man’s I-Pod.

Being a parent just got more difficult.